Funny Story

So I was walking down the stairs of Montgomery Hall today and a couple people in front of me, there are two very professional looking professors going down the stairs as well, having a polite conversation. The woman turns to the man, and asks, "Do you have a false nipple?"

Whaaaaaat?!!!

I instantly do a double take, thinking a student must have said that. But no, it was the professor. Then she goes on about schedules...and I realized that she had actually said, "Do you have a fall schedule?"

That's the sort of thing that happens when you have a hat and a hood over your ears. Haha.