Friday Fun

Josiah is feeling better.  His appetite is back.  He's been eating all day!  And he played with Play Doh for a long time this morning.  What a big boy!  He loved it and only took a few bites :)

Here's a Friday Funny for you!

Friday Funnies

Those of you who have three year old little boys will especially appreciate this video!

Words of Wisdom on Bike Riding

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Now I don't care who you are, this is funny.

Click here (not for kids).

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Patty Cake Kitties

Friday Funnies (Funny for you, maybe. Not for me.)

All my family does is poop.  They poop so much that I don't even have time to poop for myself.

Yesterday we had some real pain-in-the-rear errands to run.  I think we changed a diaper at every location.  A poopy diaper.  And my children.  Have. THE. WORST.  poop.  ever.  I think the Sunday school teachers probably hate us.

Today I had a wetness on me.  I never did figure out what it was.  It was on the front of my left leg.  So it was in my lap area.  It was probably pee from Josiah sitting on me, but he wasn't wet.  Then I stood up and realized I was sitting on a wet sheet as well.  Maryn had found a glass of water in her room last night and was drinking it in bed.  So I sat on the bed and the wetness was soaked up from the waterproof pee sheet, but when I sat there it must have seeped out onto my bum and clear down the backs of my legs. 

But there are wetnesses all over our house.  Whether it's just water or something else* I don't know.  My family drinks so much water, the pee never smells like pee so the smell test doesn't usually work. 

So the bottom line is:

I need some more jeans.

Or...maybe I can start wearing several layers of waterproof wind pants.


*includes, but not limited to:  water, pee, spit-up, breast milk, formula, vomit, coffee, milk, household chemicals, poop, etc.

Friday Funnies

I don't know if this is funny to anyone but me, but it's true.

You may have just given birth if...

Friday Funnies: THE DAD LIFE

I just couldn't wait until Friday to post this one! I love it. Especially since it starts out saying something about gas station sunglasses. Boo! No more Oakleys for John! But he thinks he's "bad." And he does do magic with the checkbook, too. LOL Just watch it.

The DAD Life

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You might be the mother of many small children if...

A Goat Yelling Like a Man (hilarious...sort of)

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A little early cuz I know I'll forget tomorrow. I don't really like Seinfeld, but I know everyone else in America seems to so I thought you'd all find this pretty funny.

Seinfeld as a Thriller

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Breakfast at Ginger's
Your kiddos will like this one.


Jessica's Daily Affirmation
I think Jessica has a lot to learn, but you may find it cute anyway. :)

Mother's Day Funnies

These are answers given by school-age children to the following questions. Read them all! They are so cute!

Why did God make mothers?
~ She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
~ Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
~ Mostly to clean the house.
~ To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
~ He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
~ Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
~ God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
~ God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
~ God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
~ They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
~ My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
~ I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
~ They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
~ His last name.
~ She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on Beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
~ My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
~ She got too old to do anything else with him.
~ My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

What makes a real woman?
~ It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.

Who's the boss at your house?
~ Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball.
~ Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
~ I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
~ Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.
~ Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
~ Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
~ Mothers don't do spare time.
~ To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
~ About 30 years.
~ You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!

Describe the world's greatest mom:
~ She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
~ The greatest mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss my fat aunts!
~ She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.

Is anything about your mom perfect?
~ Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist.
~ Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.
~ Just her children.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
~ On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
~ Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
~ She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
~ I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

Friday Funnies II

You will love this!!!

Soldiers in Afghanistan Go Gaga

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Charlie Brown's parents arrested for child neglect

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Maryn had her first strawberry sundae tonight. I can't even describe to you how hyper she was afterward. I have never seen her so crazy in all her life.

Saturday Sillies

Yesterday our friend Nathan posted this on Twitter:

"Daddy, let's play Jesus on the cross. I'll be Jesus, you and Jovie be disciples and Mommy will be Judas." -Jaxon, age 5

Isn't it lovely how stay-at-home moms get picked on the most?



Also, a very cute, funny video from Nathan and Bethany's friends, the Whittakers (and another lesson in parenthood):

Single Ladies

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Friday Funny Story Here

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These aren't really funny, but they are pretty cool. Guys enjoy this stuff.

Post-It Stop Motion

This Too Shall Pass

Tiff Number 3: The Bathroom

Amanda: Be honest. Are you having an affair with someone in the bathroom?

John: What?!

Amanda: You take so long to go to the bathroom, you could have another family in there.

John: You are insane.


And, in case you need more assurance that our marriage isn't perfect (but crazy) refer back to our other tiffs here: Who thinks we should have a fire burning in the middle of our house? and here: The Bedsheets

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This is pretty funny. :)

Click here. What NOT to decorate your house with at Christmas time.

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I wonder if Mommy can see me...

This is one of the funniest blogs from one of my favorite bloggers, Tim Challies. Rich Daddy God