Sometimes...

Sometimes I click on the link to this blog and try to pretend I'm someone I only sorta know and think, "Do I seem cool? Is my blog lame?"

Sometimes I look at my legs and think, "My goodness, my legs are actually pretty thin." and other times I look at them and, almost on the verge of puking, I think "Oh gross!"

Sometimes when I'm driving down the street I try to drive really, really straight so that the driver behind me thinks, "Wow, she drives really straight." But when I try to drive really straight I notice how much I don't drive straight, and think that the driver behind me must be thinking, "Is this girl drunk or something?"